Category Archives: false prophets

Sunday, June 25, 2017

 

Pray this Lazaroo with Scriptural discernment:

“‘Do not prophesy,’ their prophets say.”
(Micah 2:6)

No false prophet wants to hear what one of Your prophets has to say, Jesus.

When Your prophets speak
false prophets are in danger of being exposed.

False prophets thrive on speculation, misinformation, manipulation, obfuscation.

Your prophets love, honor and worship You

which makes them lovers of the truth
the whole truth
nothing but the truth.

They don’t care who tells them to shut up.

They can’t.
They won’t.

Not ever.

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Genesis 31:24; Numbers 24:13; 1 Kings 17:24; Job 42:7; Proverbs 23:23; Jeremiah 20:9; John 14:6

Friday, June 9, 2017

 

Pray this Lazaroo with deep reverence:

“…prophecy never had its origin in the will of man…”
(2 Peter 1:21)

That rules out most of the so-called prophecies that have ever been uttered, Jesus.

Some by charlatans

some by those who are well-meaning, self-deluded.

True prophets are rare.

Wannabees a dime a dozen.

When You foretell the future

You don’t have a 53%, 71% or 98% success rate.

When You predict something will happen, it takes place

down to the last detail

100% of the time.

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1 Samuel 3:19; Isaiah 44:7-8; Isaiah 44:24-26; Jeremiah 50:36; Hosea 11:6; Matthew 7:15; 2 Peter 2:1

Sunday, March 19, 2017

 

Pray this Lazaroo with eyes wide open:

“The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with the work of Satan displayed in all kinds of counterfeit miracles, signs and wonders…”
(2 Thessalonians 2:9)

What a great heads up, Jesus.

Just because something looks like a miracle
doesn’t mean it is.

If I see something so amazing that it fills me with wonder
I need to “wonder”…exactly where it leads.

When I’ve supposedly been given a sign
I’d better make double-dog sure it’s from You.

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Exodus 7:20-22; Isaiah 44:24-26; Jeremiah 23:32; Ezekiel 13:9; Amos 2:4; Matthew 24:10-11; 1 John 2:27

Sunday, March 19, 2017

 

Pray this Lazaroo with eyes wide open:

“The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with the work of Satan displayed in all kinds of counterfeit miracles, signs and wonders…”
(2 Thessalonians 2:9)

What a great heads up, Jesus.

Just because something looks like a miracle
doesn’t mean it is.

If I see something so amazing that it fills me with wonder
I need to “wonder”…exactly where it leads.

When I’ve supposedly been given a sign
I’d better make double-dog sure it’s from You.

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Exodus 7:20-22; Isaiah 44:24-26; Jeremiah 23:32; Ezekiel 13:9; Amos 2:4; Matthew 24:10-11; 1 John 2:27

Monday, May 9, 2016

 

Pray this Lazaroo with Banzai belief:

“…we have the word of the prophets made more certain…”
(2 Peter 1:19)

How could the predictions of your prophets be made more certain, Jesus?

Well…I guess it would be when their prophecies came true.

The prophets who claimed to speak for You were to be stoned to death

if their prophesies were proved false.

That still didn’t stop some of them from prophesying lies in the short term

but it sure would have been a disincentive for me.

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Leviticus 20:27; Deuteronomy 13:1-11; Deuteronomy 18:21-22; 1 Samuel 3:19; Jeremiah 14:14; Jeremiahs 27:15; Matthew 7:15; Acts 13:6; 1 John 4:1; Revelation 16:13; Revelation 20:10

Friday, January 22, 2016

 

 Pray this Lazaroo with Spirit-led discernment:: 

“And so was fulfilled what the Lord had said through the prophet…”
(Matthew 2:15)

Thank You for true prophets, Jesus –

all the more because charlatans
still roam the streets.

Perhaps the most dangerous are those who believe they’re truly hearing from You

when in fact, they’re prophesying the delusions of their own minds.

They mislead many, because in their mistaken sincerity
they could pass a lie detector test.

Protect me, Father!

May I never fall under their spell.

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Isaiah 44:24-45; Jeremiah 50:36; Ezekiel 13:1-3; Ezekiel 13:8-9; Ezekiel 13:17-23; Matthew 7:15; Mark 13:22